A Witch In Time by Amanda M. Lee

Author:Amanda M. Lee [Lee, Amanda M.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: WinchesterShaw Publications
Published: 2016-07-31T05:00:00+00:00

I’m not trying to evade the question. I’m happy to answer the question. What was the question again? Hey! Is that a T-Rex? Run, girls!

– Aunt Tillie when questioned by the Michigan State Police about breaking and entering

Eleven

We’d barely landed – on grass again this time – when I made a bold announcement.

“We’re never having kids.”

Landon was still marveling at my birth, which was just … weird … to wrap my head around. “You were literally born in a ball of light.”

“Not literally,” I corrected. “The lights flashed a little. It’s not the same thing.”

“Did you see that?”

“Me coming out of my mother’s lady parts? Yeah, I saw it. It totally freaked me out.” I brushed off the back of my jeans and stared toward the house. It looked exactly as I remembered from my childhood. “Oh, crap. I wonder what horrors we’re going to see now.”

“Bay, that was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen,” Landon said, accepting my outstretched hand and allowing me to pull him to a standing position.

“You don’t have to tell me. I saw it, too.”

“It was also … beautiful.” Landon had a far-off expression on his face. “How many guys can say they saw their girlfriend being born?”

“Only the really perverted ones,” I replied.

Landon finally snapped his eyes to mine and flicked my nose. “Don’t ruin this. That was … .”

“Amazing,” I finished for him. “You’ve told me. It wasn’t so amazing for me. Did you hear the part where we’re never having kids? I can’t go through that. I’m a baby when I have a headache.”

“I’ve noticed,” Landon said, his sardonic side taking over. “You know you want kids. That was enough to freak anyone out, though, so I’m going to let it slide.”

“Maybe one kid,” I hedged. “And only if they knock me out for the labor.”

“I’ll see what I can do,” Landon said, wrinkling his nose as he leaned over and dropped a kiss on the tip of mine. “I don’t think I’ll ever look at you the same way again.”

“Well, I happen to be fond of the way you’ve looked at me, so I don’t like the sound of that,” I said. “I hope this wide-eyed awe thing you’re going through is temporary, because if you keep staring at me that way we’re never going to have sex again.”

“Don’t talk like that,” Landon chided. “We just watched your birth. You’re like … two minutes old.”

“No, I’m in my twenties,” I corrected. “But I am thinking about sticking at twenty-nine forever when I get there. I hope that doesn’t upset you.”

Landon snorted. “I’m fine with you whatever age you are,” he said. “You have to admit, though, that was truly … beautiful.”

“Oh, you have a goofy look on your face,” I muttered. “We need to get out of Aunt Tillie’s mind. This is going to kill your sex drive if we keep going.”

“Hey! Don’t ever say that. Nothing will kill my sex drive. I’m a god, and should be treated as such.”

“And

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